Squee!
A.K.A: Todd

height: squee sized
weight: less than a cheeseburger

LIKES: his bear Shmee, when the insane neighbor man does not tell him bedtime stories, writing stories, when daddy's not yelling, when mommy remembers his name.

DISLIKES: when Shmee tells him to burn the house down, when aliens stare at him, the sick sounds coming from next door, the kids at school, the ever impending threat of Armageddon, TV shows by Saban.

BACKGROUND INFO: More commonly referred to as "Squee", little Todd acquired that nickname due to the high pitched squeaking sound he makes when he is afraid, which is quite often. His only real confidant is his teddy bear, Shmee, whose advice is heard only by Squee. He has taken to creative writing when not being yelled at in school or at home. His favorite times are those in which he forgets that the world is full of bug-eyed monstrosities, and knife weilding maniacs. Those times are very infrequent.

- taken from "Director's Cut"