Nailbunny
A.K.A: spooky floating bunny head.

height: 6 inches
(with body)
weight: 6 OZ.
(including nail)

LIKES: Floating around, when Johnny wasn't a gibbering lunatic, nature shows on the Discovery channel, scenes in Disney movies where people die.

DISLIKES: being the lone voice of reason in Nny's head, the doughboys, hammers, when spiders nest inside of him, screams of the innocent.

BACKGROUND INFO: Nailbunny was a happy little bunny, born in a little cage in a pet store one night. He was very warm and nuzzly with his big, soft mommy rabbit. The giant people in the store were nice to him, too. One day, a funny looking giant who looked like he didn't eat enough came in and made a smiley face at the bunny. Soon, the little bunny was snatched away from his sleeping mother, and whisked off into the amazing giant world. At first it was scary, but soon bunny overcame the fear and thought of what a wonderful world it was. Just then, the giant pinned him to a wall and slammed a nail through his guts. the end

- taken from "Director's Cut"