Psycho-Doughboy
A.K.A: D-Boy

height: 2'3"
weight: 9 OZ.
(made of styrofoam)

LIKES: knowing that everything ends eventually, when lights turn off, Zhang Yimou movies, when little kids drop their ice cream and jump off buldings in a fit of despair, when anything won't come back, stupid teens and their affection for suicide.

DISLIKES: Mr. Eff, the sound of people sleeping, wasting pain on anyone but yourself, Broadway showtunes, when Johnny looks hopeful, being conscious, not being a refrigerator and REALLY messing up the ozone layer.

BACKGROUND INFO: Older than Mr. Eff by a couple of years, his discovery was the same. Despite having the word "FUCK" painted on him, D-Boy was infused with the voice of rabid despair and doom. Much stronger during Nny's depressions, Doughboy actually works to throw him over the edge and do away with himself altogether. Not interested in Eff's desire to be "real", D-Boy simply wishes to stop being.

- taken from "Director's Cut"